19 Ridiculous Places People Have Masturbated

Does horniness ever creep up on you seemingly out of nowhere? You’re eating dinner with your family or at the grocery store and BAM! It hits you. You need to get laid or touch yourself real quick.

So, what do you do? Do you quickly go home and play with your coot coot, or do you hastily come up with an alternative solution?

Well, some people will masturbate whenever the inspiration strikes. It doesn’t matter where they are, they’ll find a way to flick it. Grandma’s house? They’ll do it. CVS? Why not. Gas station bathroom? Wow.. yeah (GURL YOU NASTY).

So if you’re looking to become a master-bater, guess it’s time to try going down there in random AF places. Bonus points if you can do it in a crowded room without anyone noticing.

These 19 people have masturbated in the craziest places:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.