These 19 Sad People Chose Video Games Over Sex

People are so f*cking obsessed with video games. And it’s not hard to see why. Video games are a great means of escape, especially if you have a sh*tty job and just want to be transported somewhere else for a little while. You get to be that bad ass assassin or racer or cop that you always wanted to be, and can attempt to forget that horrible cubicle you spend 8 hours a day in.

But if your video games have become your boo, and your actual partner becomes secondary, then that sh*t is wack. Like, if you’re choosing hours of video games over banging your sexy AF partner, then you need to reevaluate your life PRONTO.

So next time someone wants to give you a BJ or wants to bang in the shower, put your headset away and pleasure the sh*t out of your boo, ’cause they are human beings with needs, and the people in your video games will be there when you hit that resume play button.

These 19 people chose video games over getting some:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of