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The 19 Smoothest Ways To Pickup Someone At A Bar

17.

A group of people came in celebrating something & an attractive lady asked for a bottle of Champagne. Her elbow knocked the bottle off the bar including 2 glasses. A man who’d been reading moved with lightning speed & caught the bottle with one hand, a glass with the other, & the last glass with his foot. The bottle having been shaken, popped its cork, but this magnificent bastard was ready. He caught the ensuing fizz in the first glass & handed it to her, & then flicked the one resting on his foot to his free hand & caught the rest of the fizz before it started to settle. He nonchalantly placed the bottle onto the bar, gave the other full glass to one of her open-mouthed colleagues & went back to his book. The lady gave him her number.

18.

Pretty lady w friend in tow is about to light a cigarette, my friend literally jogs over saying, “Whoa! Yo!” The two girls along with everyone present are a little startled as he snatched the cigarette out of her mouth. Turns out it was backwards, he held it up w his eyebrows raised cheekily, flipped and lit it, then handed it back to her with a beaming smile. Really could have gone the wrong way, but somehow he pulled it off.

19.

I had the luxury and confusion of delivering a note from one smooth gentlemen to the uglier of two women sitting at the bar, asking for her to come talk to him. She came over, they talked for a bit and she left all smiles. The much hotter female got extremely jealous that her friend got the attention and not her, so she went over and took the guy home. Mission accomplished. I’ve never been more impressed.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.