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19 Texts That Prove Some People Are Too Dumb For Sex

There are a hell of a lot of dummies out there. Sure, we all say stupid sh*t sometimes, but some people are just SO F*CKING STUPID 24/7.

And yeah, sure, some idiots are great in bed, so you really really want to bang them. But there is a big difference between screwing someone that thinks Cabo is in Africa and screwing someone that thinks you can get pregnant through anal.

Seriously, if your partner thinks you need a Plan B after they finger you or after putting it in your butt, just run away. RUN LIKE THE WIND. Because those mofos clearly didn’t learn jack sh*t in sex ed class.

These 19 dumb people shouldn’t be allowed to bang:

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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.