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19 Unbelievable Things Ride Share Divers Have Experienced

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I picked up a client who said he was on his way to the hospital to get “something” removed. It was very clear by his movements that he had something stuck in his ass. I asked if he needed an ambulance instead but he said he didn’t have insurance so he couldn’t afford it. After I dropped him off and helped him in, I got back in the car and looked back to find a blood stain on the seat.

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Girl decided she was happy and pulled her top off for her other friend that wasn’t so drunk to feel her up, friend apparently flipped out.

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I picked up a pastor and his wife one day, and they were fairly nice, but one look at me and you can tell I’m not a very religious dude, so they weren’t very talkative. We were driving through the tunnel that seperates downtown from the main strip of hotels, just enjoying the silence. I hear the wife gasp and look to the left to see a homeless dude standing on the sidewalk, pants down, jerking off. But this wasn’t a casual jerk. He was really putting a lot of effort into it. Anyway, The couple were dead silent the rest of the trip and I was having a really difficult time stifling my laughter.

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Friend once picked up a guy and three girls. Turned out the guy was a pimp and the girls were hookers, and the four were being tailed by the cops for illicit prostitution. And my friend was forced to involve. Long story short, they got stopped by the cops and my friend explained that it was his birthday and they were going to an orgy for his birthday.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.