20+ Absurd Things Married Couples Did To Each Other

6. “Wife and I spent an hour trying to get the cat to turn off the lights so we didn’t have to get out of bed.”

7. “Told the wife the floor was gross and needed cleaning. Told her I was willing to do it. She said we don’t need to. ‘Clean half,’ she said, “and let’s see the difference.’ Mission accomplished. (We don’t have tiled floors)”

8. “My wife has been trying anything to remind me to take my lunch to work.”

9. “Marriage is all about compromise. For example, I didn’t really want a dog. My wife did. So we compromised… and here is our new puppy Copper.”

10. “I wore this custom shirt during my wife’s labor. Wife was not amused.”