20+ Absurd Things Married Couples Did To Each Other

11. “After working an 18 hour day, I came home to find this note left by my wife in the bathroom.”

12. “Whenever we get into a heated argument, my wife stops mid argument to take a selfie with me. I’m never amused.”

13. “What I love about my parents is that after 41 years of marriage, they still know how to embarrass their kids.”

14. “My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12 a.m. this morning. I’m going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night.”

15. “When you ask your husband to pack your lunch.”