20+ Absurd Things Married Couples Did To Each Other

16. “I need to borrow my wife’s phone. She says that the password is our anniversary. I gave the phone back and said I didn’t know what happened.”

17. “We were looking at old pictures of me when my wife got the dog’s flea medication from the cupboard.”

18. “My wife and I accidentally got each other the same gift for our second anniversary.”

19. This marriage milestone:

20. “My wife said that I could decorate the guest bathroom as my own. Multiple screams have ensued.”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.