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20+ Absurd Things Married Couples Did To Each Other

26. Whenever I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner, he always answered, ‘bacon-wrapped shrimp and asparagus with hollandaise sauce’ just to f*ck with me. Today I served him this.”

27. “My wife said this license plate made her think of me.”

28. “Never have I been so mad at my wife before.”

29. “Marriage is about sharing (almost) everything.”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.