16. One of the biggest reasons long-term, seemingly strong relationships don't work has to do with politics.
15. And art. You can't be with someone whose art sucks!
14. Or someone whose idea of proper social media behavior is something like this:
13. Catch my reference or lose my number.
12. Or worse yet: “Thought Leader.” Or “influencer.”
11. You can't expect to spend the rest of your days with someone who laughs at dusty ass memes.
10. Or someone who you'd be embarrassed to tag on Instagram.
9. Or someone who dresses like Stan Gable from Revenge of the Nerds.
8. It's of utmost importance that any potential partner follows the same beverage rules as yourself:
7. For example, making any sort of sounds means instant disqualification.
