Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
This is fair warning, don’t scroll any deeper if you’re in a meeting. Or sitting next to a child. Or standing on a crowded train. Or in church. Or under 18. (Like that’s ever stopped anyone ever.) But seriously, while following porn memes aren’t NSFW, per se, we think it’s probably for the best that […] More
2018 brought many things to light; We learned that Beyoncé can be bought for weddings, the viral glitter bomb prank was staged, the rest of the world doesn’t eat pizza cold or with ranch, and men don’t mind living with zero furniture. But a lot of very important matters went unaddressed. For example: Will grandparents ever […] More
Some guys have some pretty weird taste in women. Nonetheless, they always end up finding someone to date and who meets their “turn on” criteria. One time, I dated a guy that was really into feet and although it grossed me out, I let him rub ’em down every night – it was a win/win […] More
When you’re in the mood to get down to pound town, sometimes, you’ll do just about anything to get off. Sure, you can take five and work yourself solid – but other people grave some outside, human physical contact. And, they’ll do some hella ridiculous things to get it. Just ask the people of Reddit, […] More
Moms can sometimes be a bit overwhelmed but, that is no excuse to stiff someone who takes care of your children while you are away. Recently, a woman shared a text message exchange on Reddit between her sister and a mother whom her sister babysat for. After finishing her duties, she reached out to the […] More
Each of our families have their little secrets. Mom was engaged before meeting Dad, your cousin got busted for selling drugs, etc. However, these folks have family skeletons in their closets that could and should be made into full-length Lifetime original movies. Seriously, go grab some popcorn before diving in. 1. That is a lot of […] More
Most of us have exes that we’re pretty glad are no longer in our lives. Heck, a few of us might just be that ex. No judgement here. Still, a problem with modern dating that each person in a broken relationship is able to spin whatever tale they want to about the other person, potentially […] More
I don’t like to throw around terms like “hilarious” or “funniest” all willy nilly. I stand by my selections like a mother stands by her very large son and refuse to hear of them slandered or put down in any way. If you don’t find yourself chuckling, chortling, or cackling at any one of these […] More
People have never been smart. It’s a complete wonder how, when stacked up against tigers and bears and octopi, we’ve inexplicably made it to the top of the food chain. However, thanks to the Internet, we have constant reminders that our dominion over this planet is actually a complete fluke. But before you place your […] More
Having a new baby at home can be extremely exhausting and difficult. You’re constantly having to worry about a small human life while trying to maintain your own sanity (somewhat). In addition, when they’re unable to walk yet, it makes life that much crazier. More
To any pregnant ladies out there who actually put in the time and effort to create a Halloween costume— I salute you. Seeing as I’m the type of person who is startled every year of my existence that it’s already Halloween, I generally throw together something lickety-split and this is how I’ve end up a cat for […] More
Every year, I’ve found that dressing my dog up for Halloween is infinitely more entertaining than finding a costume for myself. Dogs look adorable in pretty much everything—except maybe those terrifying spider costumes that are way too realistic. Since our favorite spooky holiday is only a few weeks away, we’ve rounded up some of the […] More
