Look, I get it. Sex is complicated. It’s not unlike building a IKEA dresser, but with another person reading you the instructions, all the while telling you to build faster, faster, faster. But building an IKEA dresser, while possible, still requires a little bit of foreknowledge. Like, what a dresser is, or what a dresser does, or where how the dresser got here to begin with. The following people should never go near an IKEA dresser again.
(IKEA dresser = sex)
1. The Man Who Made A Grave Mistake
2. This Casual Male
3. A Man Who Needs To Clarify
4. This Dude Who Is Afraid Of The Devil Inside
5. The Aching Clitada
6. This Guy Who Has Watched Too Many Muppets Episodes
7. A Curious Zoologist
8. The Humble-brag Guy
9. A Polite Gentleman
