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21 Awkward People Accidentally Touched Someone of the Opposite Sex

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If you’re not a generally awkward person by nature, you at least do something awkward every once in a while. Like, you say the wrong thing at the wrong time, or hover over someone, making them incredibly uncomfortable.

But regardless of whether or not you’re master of the awkward, or just a novice, you’ve definitely pulled the ole accidental touch. You know what we’re talking about.. you reach for something and graze a boob or you mistakenly slap the ass of the wrong person. We’ve all been there!

These 21 awkward AF people definitely know what we’re talking about. They not only touched someone accidentally, but it was someone of the opposite sex, making it often even more awkward. These situations are not only awkward because it’s random and unintentional, but because some people may actually believe you’re a creep that did it on purpose. So my advice? GET DA F*CK OUTTA THERE STAT. And, like, say sorry.

These 21 awkward people accidentally touched someone of the opposite sex:

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I went to high school with my cousin. We were at a high school dance or some sort of event and I spotted my cousin across the gymnasium. I snuck up behind her, picked her up around the waist and ran across the gym with her just to shake things up a little bit. After I put her down I realized she was not my cousin and I did not know her.

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Getting on a school bus, tripping on the final step and falling face first into the bus drivers crotch. He laughed, I laughed, other kids laughed, and I died a bit inside.

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He resembled my brother from the back. I slapped his ass and yelled, “GET READY BITCH!”. He turned and he was not my brother. I apologized and then pretended to become one with the wall for the rest of the trip.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.