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21 Awkward People Accidentally Touched Someone of the Opposite Sex

17.

I was on my way to my next class in high school and was going downstairs with a friend when she slipped. She tried to catch herself and and instead of my arm she grabbed my sweats and had pulled them down. I was lucky enough that my underwear didn’t come down also. Without a doubt was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.

18.

Saying goodbye to a friend of mine after they graduated. Went in for a hug but our faces went in the same way and we kissed. Then tried to do it again and faces went the same way that time too. We kept fumbling before getting it right and having a normal friendly hug. I think we were both too stubborn to give up but it only made it worse. We had and would continue to have 0 attraction to each other.

19.

In high school, awkward me had a huge boner while I was talking to a friend of mine. She went to give me a goodbye hug and my dick just speared her in the vagina area.

20.

Walking down the street with a super attractive coworker. It was pretty crowded so I ended up walking directly behind her. One of her high heels got stuck in a sidewalk grate which made her stop walking immediately, and she kind of bent over at the waist to keep from losing her balance. I was walking way too close and ended up bumping my crotch into her butt and grabbing her by the waist to keep myself from falling forward onto her because the people behind me had already bumped into me too.

21.

I noticed a woman ahead of me in the crowd, talking on her phone. She was very tall and also in 6″ heels. I took a millisecond to admire her amazing figure in her tight-fitting dress before I tried to dodge past her – but she side-stepped in the same direction and stopped in her tracks completely (reacting to the conversation on the phone I’m assuming). I face-planted right into her ass with some force. She whirled around and screamed at me in horror (a reasonable reaction I think). I felt my face flush red, mortified. I blurted out a “sorry” and swiftly darted away into the crowd again before she could do any more, like slap me.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.