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21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts

It takes a lot of sloppy and messy and awkward and sticky maneuvering in figuring out what a new sex partner likes during sex. Like, when’s the right time to mention your affinity for spanking and butt play? The answer is — beforehand! You can’t just wiggle a finger in your boo’s bum hole without asking. That’s just like, the rules of feminism.

You work up to the kinky, rough stuff if — and only if — all parties involved are down. So maybe don’t spit in your girlfriend’s mouth because you saw it in a porn once and thought she would go bananas for it. And don’t assume that your boyfriend likes a little teeth grazing on his member because you’re just one jaw reflex away from having a really nasty tasting hot dog.

Just ease into the weird sh*t, y’all. And when you find that person who loves getting hogtied while you call ’em a bad, bad b*tch — it’ll be worth the wait.

These freaky freaks got a little too freaky and got shut down by their partners in the most awkward ways:


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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.