Ever talked your way out of a ticket? Or were you so drunk and hilarious that a cop had no choice but to find your sloppiness entertaining? Perhaps you are just such a charming drunk, that you can befriend a cop and walk away without a hitch.
Yeah, none of those things have happened to me either. But, hey! There are people out there that prove it is indeed possible. Some drunk or high mofosĀ are so dang charming that they can actually end a cop convo with a high five or a hug, and leave with a friend for life.
Even if you do end up arrested or with a ticket, maybe the cop STILL found you hella dope. If this is the case, maybe they'll remember you in the future and give you a break one day. So learn from these peeps: be nice to cops 'cause those f*ckers can really screw up your life.