21 Drunks Who Used Their Charm to Win Over Cops

Ever talked your way out of a ticket? Or were you so drunk and hilarious that a cop had no choice but to find your sloppiness entertaining? Perhaps you are just such a charming drunk, that you can befriend a cop and walk away without a hitch.

Yeah, none of those things have happened to me either. But, hey! There are people out there that prove it is indeed possible. Some drunk or high mofos are so dang charming that they can actually end a cop convo with a high five or a hug, and leave with a friend for life.

Even if you do end up arrested or with a ticket, maybe the cop STILL found you hella dope. If this is the case, maybe they’ll remember you in the future and give you a break one day. So learn from these peeps: be nice to cops ’cause those f*ckers can really screw up your life.

These 21 drunk people managed to get the cops on their side after a night of debauchery:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of