The 21 Dumbest Questions People Have Asked Waiters

Any job where you have to deal with people can REALLY SUCK. Straight up, a lot of people are seriously stupid. Yeah, we’re all guilty of saying dumb things every now and then, but some people are genuine idiots.

One profession that has to deal with a lot of dummies? People in the service industry. Waiters, kitchen staff, bartenders, managers – they all get stuck dealing with some major morons. Sure, they get stuck with a lot of rude a holes as well, but the dummies are tough as well.

But, luckily, they all get a good laugh at those idiots. How could that be funny, you ask? Well, some customers will ask questions like “can I get a vegan pork chop” or “can I get egg whites sunny side up?”

Yes, people have actually asked questions like that! Don’t believe people that dumb exist? Well, just read what stupid customers have said to the following 21 people in the service industry.. it’ll blow your mind.

These 21 waiters were asked the absolute dumbest questions:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.