Oof. Sh*tting yourself in public is probably one of the most embarrassing and ridiculous things that can happen in one’s adult life. You thought your days of soiling your pants were over, but little did you know — that 3 day flu or uncooked burger was coming for you with a vengeance.
Maybe you thought it was just going to be one measly, controlled fart, but that fart became a code brown very, very quickly. Or maybe you were at work and got so distracted by all of your conference reports and spread sheets that you forgot to pull down your pants in the john. True story.
Either way, SH*T HAPPENS (literally) and hopefully you and your friends can laugh about it now. Or, depending on the damage you did to both your surroundings and dignity, you might never be able to show your face again. In that case, I hope wherever you’re going has a plethora of adult diapers.
