You can’t change who your family is, but you can sure as hell choose to keep them out of your life if they prove to be crazy AF. Maybe you found out that your creepy uncle has been hoarding pictures of random women’s butts that he’s taken without their knowledge. Or maybe your mom accidentally lets slip that your grandmother was involved in a deadly hit and run — and it was her fault.
You don’t always have to like your family members, but when your relatives prove to be murderous, dangerous, sick, and twisted creepers — I’d say it’s time to skip Sunday dinner and GTFO of their lives for good. I mean, you just never know when dad is going to go all Walter White on your a**.
So the next time you’re at Thanksgiving and your stepdad mentions that one time he killed the neighbors dog with a bow and arrow because it wouldn’t stop barking — take those mashed potatoes and RUN. Whether it’s incest, murder, or psychopathic behaviors — there’s always a chance that you could be their next victim. And ain’t no one got time for that.
