The 21 Grossest Things People Do With Their SOs

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When you're with someone long enough, you tend to get pretty comfortable. You can burp, fart, and poop without being embarrassed and don't mind sharing a little tmi.

But where do you draw the line? Or do you actually draw a line? What's TOO gross? Well, it's pretty simple: nothing. You see, when you're in love, you don't give af about the nasty sh*t your partner does. There even comes a point where you find humor in it. Yeah, maybe other people will find your behavior gross, but your boo should love you no matter what.

These 21 couples admit to the grossest things they do together. From spitting into each others mouths to cleaning their butt holes, these partners have no shame. And why should they? They're in lurrrveee. Let's just say, if you don't find these to be #relationshipgoals, then you need to broaden your horizons.

These 21 couples do the grossest things together:

1.

We'll take showers together, and he'll lock eyes with me and I'll get excited because he's paying undivided attention to what I'm saying. But he never is, and he's always peeing on me to see how long I notice, and I always fall for it until he's almost done.

2.

My SO had to have emergency surgery to remove an anal abscess. The surgeon packed the wound with gauze, & he told us it would come out on its own in 2-3 days. Well, he was correct, but he didn't tell us that the gauze would slowly seep out an inch or so a day…so on day 2 my poor boyfriend had 2 inches of nasty, blood & pus soaked gauze sticking out of his butthole but he wasn't allowed to pull on it. My solution was to very carefully cut the portion off that was sticking out, so that meant he had to stand naked with one foot on the ground & the other up on the toilet so that I could have my face merely inches from his anus & endure the smell while carefully cutting off the end of the gauze.

3.

I shoved a peeled hardboiled egg in my mouth, asked her to kiss me, and when she did, I tried to pass it to her. The look on her face was priceless.

4.

I made my girlfriend touch her eyeball to my eyeball once. It took my birthday and a lot of complaining.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.