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21 Jobs & Hobbies That Lead To A Lot of Sexy Time

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Sex is fun. Don’t you want to maximize the amount of time you spending having sex? OF COURSE YOU DO! But if you’re not in a steady relationship & aren’t getting it on the reg, what are your options (besides paying for poon)? How do you find the most available people?

Well, there are lots of ways! Tired of trying the same old methods of finding that D or V? SAME HERE! But we’ve found your solution. No more frequenting bars and swiping on dating apps. Need some easy ways to meet eligible peeps to pork? Get a new job or try a new hobby.

But not just any old job or hobby, one of these! The following 21 jobs and hobbies are tried and true ways of getting your c*ck rocked and your puss pushed. Gone are the days of worrying about where you’re going to find your next conquest, because you’ve got a list of dope options right at your fingertips.

These 21 jobs and hobbies will surely get you laid:

1.

Working at Renaissance Fair. A lot of kinky shit goes on after hours. Lots of people who make endless dirty jokes, you catch a cross-section of outgoing, artsy and nerdy people which seems to lead to lots of interest in sex.

2.

I joined a salsa club at my university: 80% hot girls. Was always in demand despite being at most an average dancer.

3.

Joined a local co-ed sports league (dodge ball, softball, flag football, etc.) as a “free agent” (I was placed on a team that needed people). Met people, got drinks with them, sex with some.

4.

My dad is a plumber, he met my mom when he was fixing her sink…… bad thoughts make them stop plz.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.