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These 21 People Had Absolutely Horrible Bathroom Experiences

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Was once taking a shit in the college bathrooms and this one kid walked up to the stall door, toes sticking about 3 inches into the stall, and tilted his head so both eyes were legit looking through the door-crack and asked how much longer… It was terrifying that this dude was that eager to see with 20/20 vision whether or not that stall was occupied.

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China KFC. I was in this small city. The bathroom had swatty potties and no doors. Saw a young attractive women taking a shit while smoking a cigarette and talking the women next to her. We made eye contact. Saw a nice log drop from her anus. Then she just nonchalantly returned to her conversation. The wife that lady will make some day. Fucks given, zero.

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Walked in on my 50+ year old boss with his pants down around his ankles at the urinal. I…didn’t really know what to do. He didn’t turn around, so I just walked right back out. This wasn’t a private bathroom.

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Couple weeks ago I went to a Chinese buffet, shortly after, emergency shit. So I’m sitting in there and some little kid comes in and starts fucking around. Starts flickering the lights and than turns it off. The little fucker starts throwing wet paper towel balls over the stall. Than he walks out with the lights off.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.