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These 21 People Had Absolutely Horrible Bathroom Experiences

17.

Around the time I was in high school I was at the mall with my family and took my little brother to the food court bathroom. We walked into the door and there was a kid of about 8-9 years old with his pants around his ankles dancing up and down just peeing everywhere. When we walked into the room he stopped pulled up his pants and ran out.

18.

I was peeing in a stall, and the guy next door to me reaches his hand underneath the stall, tapping my foot to get my attention. I ask out loud if he wants some toilet paper or something, but he says nothing. Instead, he gives my foot a squeeze and then starts rubbing my ankle with one finger. In a panic I stomped on his hand really hard and ran out.

19.

I was at a college football game, using one of those awful trough-urinals. It’s busy, naturally, and there’s zero privacy– as many do, I got a bit of stage fright and ended up standing awkwardly in the firing squad lineup for just a little too long. Wouldn’t have been too bad, but the guy next to me wouldn’t stop complimenting me on my watch.

20.

I walked out of one of the shower stalls to see a guy sitting on the toilet across from me, door wide open and his pants around his ankles, talking loudly into his phone about how huge and nasty-smelling his shit is. I just walked out without saying anything.

21.

In a bathroom in Busch Gardens. We had just stopped to use the bathroom after lunch. As we washed our hands we heard “Mom catch!” followed by an airborne pair of soaking wet underwear which flew over the stall and promptly landed in my friend’s mom’s hair. She was horrified. We at least tried to convince her that we were close to the water rides.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.