21 People Got Exactly What They Wanted for Their Birthday

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(253): Birthday Coupon: This text is good for at least 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeemable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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(919): She got sunburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle…when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!

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(214): You asked the dj to play ‘who let the dogs out' because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song

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(252): Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it (919): Are you talking about my vagina?

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(727): she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.