21 People Got Exactly What They Wanted for Their Birthday

by Irvi Torremoro

18.

(712): Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

19.

(989): It’s my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.

20.

(774): well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don’t want to be 21 anymore. i’d say it was a great 21st birthday.

21.

(216): 6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn’t get a cab. Best birthday ever.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.