21 People Got Exactly What They Wanted for Their Birthday


(712): Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.


(989): It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.


(774): well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymore. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.


(216): 6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.