21 People That Got The Most Hilarious Revenge

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Found out my bf was cheating on me so I put nair in his shampoo. I broke up with him, but I hope he thinks he’s balding from the stress of the breakup.

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There was this guy who such a douche bag to my ex gf. So I got his number and started texting him acting like this girl who I knew that he knew. And started getting him worked up at 3 in the morning. Told him to come over and gave him this address that was to this other angry piece of shit dude. He was sending me texts about how hes at the front door, so i told him to go the backdoor and start knocking on my window so I know he is actually there. And to let himself in. He kept sending me texts of where am I? And when am I coming out to let him in and i must have strung him along for 30 minutes before he just stopped texting me back. I have no idea what happened if anything. But I still feel bad about it now.

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My flatmate was taking my fair trade bananas and sugar and swearing blind she didn’t use them so wouldn’t pay for them. I filled the downstairs sugar with powder laxatives and made that bitch think she had ibs for 6 months.

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Friend lived on lake. Some pretentious asshole had a sailboat. He would put on his gear & sail around this shitty little lake with his binoculars to scope out people’s backyards for HOA violations & report them. My friend’s dad got nailed by The Skipper for having a dock that stuck out like a foot too far. So one night in hs, my buddies & I make the midnight swim on a new moon out to the other side of the lake with a hand auger in tow. We drilled a hole in The Skipper’s boat & shoved a rubber plug in it. Now, attached to this plug was a length of cord & a cinder block we set about 20 feet away. The sailboat sat for a few days as if nothing happened. Then one fateful morning, The Skipper pulled out of port, thus releasing the plug. The boat was taking in water. About 200 yards down the “coast” the boat came to her final resting place, with only the stupid mast sticking out of the water.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.