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21 People That Got The Most Hilarious Revenge

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My roommate was having an affair with some married dude, I know her boyfriend pretty well, but at first I thought, she is my friend, I got her back no problem. But then their on-again off-again sneaking around, & all the bs that came with it, began to turn her into a monster. So I took a few days to collect some evidence of their liaison’s. Then I wrote up all the evidence into some bullshit e-mails and sent it to both of them simultaneously like I was some kind of ranting disappointing friend of the wife. I also added a little bit of bullshit about how this dude was actually seeing other women as well. I sent the e-mail at like 2am. The next morning sobs and crying emerged from her room, as I could hear her talking to him on the phone.

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My neighbor would play loud music at night. I asked nicely to keep it quiet but they still played loud music. So one night I decide to hide a chicken breast inside their AC unit. A few days later I saw them trying to find the smell.

15.

So back when I was flatting one of my roomies (girl) tried to flake out on the power bill. I told her weeks in advance it was due but she bullshit me & didn’t pay. Same day she turns up at home with $80 worth of shampoo & conditioner… exactly what she owed on her share of the bill. So I’m like the f*ck? You wanna turn up home struttin around with your hair treatment products acting like queen shit saying nobody can use it because of how expensive it is? So errday for the next month I done pissed in each bottle and complimented her daily on how luxuriously lustrous her hair was looking.

16.

I was about to back into a parking spot when this lady, who very obviously saw me trying to back in, decided to zoom into the spot. I hopped out of the car & asked her very politely why she took my parking spot. To which, she replied “I don’t give a sh*t, I was there first & I’m in a hurry.” Then she hustled into the coffee shop. That day i just so happened to have a tool kit in the back of my truck, so I took out the valve stem tool, & pulled all four of the valves from her tires. She came back out as I was putting the tool back. I didn’t stay long enough to say anything. I hoped back on my truck & whipped around the lot. I could see her trying to flag me down as I left the plaza so I just gave her the finger & drove away.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.