Once while doin 69 i farted right in the girls face….that night ended quickly…
10.
Had my girlfriend handcuffed to the bed on her back, just going at it missionary style. (She likes it). Just as i’m about to cum I pull out, aim for her face and as it lands I scream “BOOM HEADSHOT”. She tried to look disgusted but didn’t want to risk opening her eyes.
11.
I wanted to hear the noise, so while an ex of mine was sleeping I slapped my erect penis as hard as I could on her stomach. She was PISSED, but oh that was a satisfying sound.
12.
I tried the helicopter. She didn’t realize what was going on.
