21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex

13.

I was reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend and he spread open my cheeks to get a better look at what was going on and I farted…right in his face.

14.

In the heat of the moment I said “f*ck you you dirty little sl*t”. She immediately stopped me & said: “what did you just say?”. She stood up, went away & I had to wait a month to get laid again & had to hear it from all her girlfriends. With my new gf I never said it again. Then one day she started to scream: “call me your little dirty sl*t”. I thought she was mocking me & that she heard the story so I immediately stopped & took my clothes. Turned out she meant what she said. Running away there was the worst thing i’ve ever intentionally done while having sex.

15.

Wasn’t done BY me, but it was done TO me. My gf at the time was going down on me & when I said I was about to cum, she stopped, looked up at me & said “sorry, but your answer must be in the form of a question. What is ‘i’m about to cum,'” she then finished me off while humming the jeopardy theme. Ok so maybe it wasn’t horrible, but it’s hard to cum while you’re laughing.

16.

I’m from the country and was at this party. Me and this girl are hooking up in the hay loft of a barn. I was going at it from behind and busted on her lower back. We stayed up there and talked for a while, got dressed, and headed back to the party. Well she was wearing a shirt that didnt cover the small of her back and I guess while we were talking, she must have rolled in some hay because there is a good sized patch of hay stuck to her back using my jizzum as an adhesive. I found it way too funny to say anything to her.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.