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These 21 People Miraculously Survived The Worst One Night Stands

13.

Met this guy at a party in college when I was wasted. Went back to his place and woke up the next morning to realize it looked like we were in a girls bedroom. Turns out what I thought was his place was a random place we broke into and had sex/passed out. I felt so bad and got out of there, and never saw him again.

14.

I was wasted & met this guy. I notice he has a large backpack with him, & he tells me it’s because “he had a fight with his roommate”. Drunk me thinks its a good idea to invite him over to crash on my couch. We ended up having sex. Next day he’s PTFO on my bed & I had to run out. I come back at 3pm & he’s still there. I try to politely get him to leave but he continues to just lounge around my apartment. Then he starts to say some strange shit about wanting to buy me something with this check from the salvation army. I started to suspect that this guy is homeless. I ask him where he in the city he lives & he skirts the question & says “around.” That was all I needed to confirm my suspicions. He refused to leave without subway fare! I gave him $20 & he leaves.

15.

At a part this guy there was pretty cute & we talked for a while & ended up having sex in a bedroom. When it was over he said “Don’t tell anyone, because I’m talking to this girl & I don’t want her to find out.” I said whatever, & laid down to go to sleep. Out of nowhere he says “I was a virgin.” Then he stands up & starts acting really weird & starts going through the closet looking for porn. He then leaves the room, & one of my friends comes in & I asked her to stay with me. So her & her boyfriend come in there. We were all crammed in the bed. The weirdo comes back in there & is like “Well, where am I gonna sleep?” We told him anywhere else. He leaves the room & we locked the door.

16.

Sex was phenomenal, but the morning after she breaks down crying that she still loves her boyfriend and shouldn’t have done last night (first I’ve heard of this boyfriend) Unfortunately I was trapped at the house because my buddy was my ride and he was still in bed with her roommate. I got to spend my hangover consoling the girl I had just slept with, for sleeping with me. I probably should’ve bitten the bullet and just grabbed a $60 taxi.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.