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These 21 People Miraculously Survived The Worst One Night Stands

17.

About 5 minutes into the deed, he starts saying, “I love you, I love you.” As if THAT wasn’t bad enough, the next morning I found the condom on the floor. There was no spunk inside. Had to go get the morning after pill and a full STI testing.

18.

After we had sex we were sharing a cab at 3am and he got aggressive and robbed me and left me alone in the cab with no cash in a country where I barely spoke the language.

19.

At a bar & talking to this hot 19 yr old. She asked if I wanted to come back to her place. She lived with her parents, but they were out of town. Stayed over & we had amazing sex. The next morning she had to go but would be back & put her night mask on me. I fell asleep & woke up to her giving me a bj. When I tried to get up & take off the mask, she stopped me. We were f*cking & I went to grab her breasts & realized that the girl the night before had a nice handful but I felt nothing. I started panicking & when I threw off the night mask I saw her younger sister. She told me that her sister bragged about how the sex was the best & she just wanted to know what it feels like. I was mortified & I asked how old she was. SHE WAS 15! I ran out of the apartment.

20.

We were both completely hammered. After some very weird and oddly satisfying sex, I needed to pee, but couldn’t really walk. We decided since we both had to go, to “help” each other to the bathroom. There was a lot of bumping around and laughing. When we got to the door, he let go of me and I hit the door and slid down on my face. He decided to just pee leaning against the wall. blue sparks started flying because he was peeing on a socket.He electrocuted his dick. When I woke up, I had a running scab from the tip of my nose to the top of my forehead.

21.

I went too deep. She started bleeding, then when she saw the blood she threw up on me. I passed out. I woke up in this bloody-vomit mess with a raging hangover and a very unhappy girl.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.