We all have weird quirks. Don’t even try to deny it, there’s something weird about you. DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF.
Whether it’s something kind of strange that everyone does (even if they won’t admit it) or something you know is super f*cking weird that you would never admit to anyone, we’ve all been there! Like, I sing to myself and talk to the radio in the car. Weird? Sure. But it’s kind of normal.. right? At least to me it is.
Well, these 21 people have some pretty strange quirks. Some I can get on board with, and am definitely guilty of doing. However, some of these are hella strange. But don’t worry, no judgement here. Okay… a little judgement! Don’t worry I’ll get it in check. But if you are a fellow weirdo, share your stories!
These 21 people share their pretty weird quirks:
1.
Sometimes if I’m really bored at work, I’ll try to get a boner just for the hell of it. Like I’ll be sitting there and think to myself, “Let’s see if I can get a boner right now” then I start thinking of sexual stuff, then I eventually get a boner. Then I’m like, “Welp, there it is” and then I get back to work.
2.
Sometimes, when I think of a really cringeworthy thing that happened years back, I have to make little noises to kind of rid myself of the memory. And sometimes this happens around other people by accident, and it’s a self perpetuating cycle, because those times can become cringeworthy memories in and of themselves.
3.
When eating something with an edge, I eat outside-in. For instance, bread crust first on a sandwich or the whites of a fried egg first.
4.
I always go way too far back on my on my tongue while brushing my teeth and it causes me to gag. For some reason, I have to gag 3 times before I can wash off my toothbrush and consider the job done. I’m a loud gagger and my wife fucking hates it.
Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
