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These 21 People Reveal Their Super Abnormal Quirks

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I speak Spanish only with my dogs. It feels wrong somehow to speak English. Funny thing is that no one else but they know that I speak Spanish.

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I hold my breath when I go past a graveyard and try to send them a mental snapshot about what the day is like. If I were dead, I’d want people to acknowledge me once in a while!

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I take a phrase, usually two words but sometimes 3 or more, and switch the first syllables around. For example, Blade Runner becomes ‘Rade Blunner’, death metal becomes ‘meath detal’, Raisin Bran Crunch becomes ‘braisin cran runch’, and so on. I usually say the result out loud, sometimes just as a whisper to myself, but sometimes out loud to whoever I’m talking to. I do it quite a bit and my friends and family are very conscious that it’s a thing I do.

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Whenever I microwave something, whatever the suggested time is, I always add a few seconds so the microwave can “warm up” to full power by the time it gets to the time it’s supposed to be. Also microwave-related. If I happen to get back to the microwave and see the timer is down to a few seconds, I’ll stop it at 1 second, so it doesn’t do that annoying beep.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.