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21 People Share The Most Cringeworthy Texts They’ve Sent While Drunk

14.

I sent my friend a text that just said “Follow your dreams, bitch.” I don’t remember why.

15.

I once accidentally sent ‘being drunk and alone with no girl to hold is one of the worst things ever’ to a female friend when I meant to send it to my girlfriend. She sent me a close up of her nipple. Guess what? When I’m drunk I can’t tell nipples apart. I complimented it and said I’d like to see more. I suddenly got a full frontal nude picture of this friend. I was very confused and went to bed.

16.

“I’m no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight.” Did not pan out.

17.

“I THOUGHT that was your sexy ass.” Sent it to the printer repair contractor at work instead of my boyfriend. They both have the same first name.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.