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21 People Share The Most Cringeworthy Texts They’ve Sent While Drunk

18.

“My dad’s totally gonna know I’m drunk and high” sent text to my dad… He responded, “I do now, you dumb ass.”

19.

I somehow managed to mass text everybody on my contacts list “Where are you?” at 2:30am. I woke up to a shit load of texts, and tried to figure out how it was even possible I did it, then I accidentally resent it again to everybody.

20.

Once I asked a girl if she would eat my cum. After she turned down the offer, I said “Fine, more for me.”

21.

Quite a long text with fairly graphic detail, describing just how much I had enjoyed the blow job I had received from her earlier. Was intended for my GF at the time. Sent it to my mom. I switched the phone off in horror when I realized what I had done. Hoping it would somehow stop it. This was in the early 00’s when sms delivery reports were all the rage. When I plucked up enough courage and switched the phone on. I received the text “Delivered Mom.” Luckily she never mentioned it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.