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These 21 People Walked In On Their SO Having Sex With Someone Else

17.

He & I had been dating for almost a year & halfway through I introduced him to my “best friend.” I’d had a feeling he was into her but she had told me she wasn’t attracted to him. As months went on, I noticed they grew closer. They’d hang out without me & he stopped letting me stay the night. I kept telling myself I was being paranoid & that neither of them would ever hurt me. One morning after a party, I drove home & decided to swing by his house. Her car was in the street. At 8am. He lived with his mom so she let me in the house. I stood outside his room & when he came out, I looked past him to see the girl naked in his bed. He basically told me I brought it on myself because asshole logic. I never spoke to them again.

18.

They were going at it so hot and heavy, that they didn’t even notice that I was there. I put a note on the bedroom door, got in my car and moved to a different state.

19.

I came home from work early & saw them. I just stood there & starred at them as they starred back. She then said “Babe, it’s not what it looks like.” I started laughing in an obnoxious way & left the room. When she came out of the room she found me playing on my PC. “Baby…?” she said. I just replied saying “Huh?” She asked if I was okay & I just said “Yeah, I’m fine.” I guess she thought everything was actually okay & started to walk away. I continued to keep playing & just said “Oh, & you have 3 days to get all of your things out.” She tried to get me to take it back & started to get frustrated saying I can’t do that. I simply replied “I signed the lease, I personally pay all the bills & everything has my name on it, not yours. So you need to get out.”

20.

Came home early from work, noticed a strange car outside, found them sleeping in our bed, cozy as can be after doing the deed. They woke up to me closing the door and leaving. She called and begged me to come home, I said everything I had ever bitten my tongue about, filed for divorce 2 days later. A month after divorce was final, I moved 1000 miles away – she still wants me to come back and tells me its the biggest mistake she ever made, people ask me why I even still talk to her, I say its because I have to be civil, the truth is I’m still enjoying knowing she’s struggling and that I won. Petty, I know, but f*ck her.

21.

Got home to see them on the couch and he was quickly doing up his pants (she’d been blowing him). I walked to the bathroom, more to give them a chance to leave than to pee. They did.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.