21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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Being single has it’s perks. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, and don’t need to base your life and choices upon another person. It’s pretty awesome.. for a while.

But then you get lonely and just want a companion. Someone to love you and take care of you when you’re sick. Ya know, a boo. Who doesn’t want that?

Well, some people are just destined to be single. They are either single by choice, or certain factors are keeping them alone. Sure, a lot of people just say they’ll be “forever alone” when they’re so sick and tired of being single. But some people actually believe it’s true, and don’t think they’ll end up with someone.

These 21 people actually believe they’ll be single forever. Whether they enjoy being alone, have debilitating anxiety, or just have terrible personalities, these people genuinely don’t see themselves ending up with someone.

These 21 people think this is why they’ll be single forever:


I’m honestly not even trying. I could go out, try to be a more social person, but instead I live like a recluse. I would like to meet a girl, fall in love, get married, have kids, but until I get the motivation to actively pursue it, it’s not going to happen.


I don’t have good enough pictures to get matches on online dating services.


A few years ago I was unhappy with the way things were. I was going nowhere and had few friends left. So I started taking all the advise that’s usually found on the internet. I started working out, I tried new hobbies and found one that I really loved. I got my drivers license and a job to pay for all this shit. I am now a few months from finishing my masters degree. All this was very fun and I’ve met tons of new people along the way. It still hasn’t brought me even one iota closer to a relationship. Guess it’s just not meant to be.


Not trying. Can’t pick up subtle hints. Average looking at best. None of my hobbies have a high popularity with women.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of