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21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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When your job is driving people on the reg, you're bound to have the occasional odd encounter. Not all rides are going to be winners, so you have to prepare yourself for the worst.

But it goes far beyond the occasional drunk puke in the car or passed out idiot. Sometimes rideshare drivers face some NSFW situations. From BJs to poop to drugs, rideshare drivers have seen it all, and have even had some crazy encounters that you couldn't even imagine.

The following 21 rideshare drivers shared the most NSFW encounters they had with passengers. Sure, some were awesome, but some definitely scarred them for life. But at least we get to read these stories and laugh/cringe at their experiences.

These 21 rideshare drivers experienced some NSFW encounters with passengers:

1.

Around 6 PM, I picked up a banker from PNC Bank downtown and he asks me to take him to any park because he wants to clear his head. On the way he keeps telling stories of how his wife is messing with his head and I try my best to reassure him everything would be fine. Took him to the nearest park with a mini lake and he tells me to wait while he gets his head in order, asks me personal questions and gives me $50. Shortly before we leave the park around 7, he offers me a blowjob for $300. Hard choice but $300 is a lot of money. I have to pay rent and keep up with the car payments so…

2.

One of my regular pickups was shuttling strippers back and forth from the local gentleman's club to various hotels. I've had more than one ask if they can change in the car. I've gotten an eye full more than once.

3.

Just the other night a passenger pissed in my trunk when he opened it to get his suitcase out. He was so drunk he thought it was a urinal.

4.

When I went to California my uber driver was telling me stories like this. He told me how a couple late at night got in the back and a minute into the ride he felt a tap on his right shoulder and saw a hand with a fifty dollar bill and heard the words “keep your eyes on the road”. The woman proceeded to give the man a blowjob while he watched in the rear view mirror.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.