21 Most Ridiculous Responses to a Gay Man Coming Out

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Funny enough, my college friends and I went to a how-to-please-a-woman event, and while we were there one of them said “well this is never gonna help me anyways”. So I responded “Ah no don’t think like that! You’ll get someone eventually” And then he told me he was gay. At an event on how to give a girl an orgasm. Evidently, he was only there cause my other buddies had lightly peer pressured him into following along, even though they knew he was gay.

9.

I once had a friend come out to us (his group of friends) and one of the guys went “for how long” so the guy went “well, I guess all my life really” and the first guy went “oh no I meant how long are you gonna be gay for, just I’m seeing this bird and I was hoping we could double date and you take out her fat mate for me.”

10.

When I was in college, one of the guys in my department would sneak up behind people in the computer lab and poke people in the sides as a joke, myself included. Naturally people got sick of his shenanigans, but never really bothered anyone enough to do too much about it. We were cramming in the library one night and he happened to come by, I had just recently come out to some of the folks there, so we were on the subject and when he realized that I was gay all he said was, “That fag’s a f*ckin’ fag??” and left pretty quickly after that.

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I was next In line waiting to get into a bar, and I look at this girl who was on her phone as she was leaving to say that I liked her dress. She completely ignored me and kept walking, meanwhile the bouncer looks over and says something along the line of “damn, not tonight buddy,” to which I respond, it’s cool I like dudes. He looked at me with the widest eyes, laughing and said “well damn dude hope you get some d*ck tonight. My boyfriend was right behind me…

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.