21 Sex Phrases Old People Awkwardly Misunderstand

Being the young(ish) cool AF peeps that we are, we all understand classic sex phrases. From rim job to teabagging, we know the exact lingo to describe any sex act. It’s just how we do.

So when there are people that don’t know what these things mean, we are completely baffled. Like, how you not know what 69 is bruh?! But it’s not enough for them to just not know what they mean; there are a lot of people out there that go around spouting phrases because they THINK they know what they mean.

And usually, not to be stereotypical, these errors are most common for the older crowd. Maybe they’re trying to be hip, and want to be down with the lingo, but regardless, these adults are embarrassing the hell out of themselves.

From thinking road head means a headache you get from driving, to believing that fisting means hitting someone in the face, these 21 adults are totally clueless when it comes to sex lingo. So do the world a favor, if you hear an adult say sh*t like this, correct them. ACTUALLY F*CK THAT KEEP IT GOING IT IS FUNNY AF.

These 21 adults completely misunderstood these sex phrases:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of