21 Shady People Confess The Most Backstabbing Things They’ve Ever Done

by Alex Cogen

5.

Telling my mom my sister smoked weed after my sister told my mom I skipped school for a month.

6.

When I was in middle school I was frenimies with this girl. We were with some boys hanging out one night and I walked up to the boy she liked and made out with him right in front of her. I was a horrible person back then, but then again, all teenagers are.

7.

When I was maybe 5 or 6 I poked a hole in my parents waterbed and blamed it on my little brother. He got his ass beat good.

8.

When my dad suggested I shouldn’t work such long hours as a freelancer for shitty pay and maybe find a better paying full-time job, I answered, “I can’t, I need the money. Or what? You’re gonna support me with your pay?” Conveniently forgetting he did raise me til I was of working age. I felt like an absolute slimeball that day, especially when I saw that look of hurt on his face.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.