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21 Shady People Confess The Most Backstabbing Things They’ve Ever Done

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In elementary school my class did an Easter egg hunt. There was a special egg that had glitter glue put on it so that it’d sparkle. If you got that egg, then you got a special prize. I saw this one girl reaching into a bush. This girl was the shyest girl. She never spoke to anyone except for whispering in the teacher’s ear when she needed to say something. I instinctively reached into the bush too thinking that she might be looking for an egg. I found the special egg. I now feel awful about stealing that egg from her when she was too shy to stand up for herself.

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I pretended to throw the ball for my dog but I really didn’t.

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When I was in 5th grade, my friends and I wanted to be in the talent show. My friend (I’ll call her Sarah) wanted to be a part of it. I told her that she needed to slim down if she was going to be in it with us. Sarah was and is still insecure about her weight. I felt like such an asshole and regret it to this day.

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In college I was on a rowing team. I told my coach that I had a family situation, skipped a regatta to go home and have sex with a girl who I’d been flirting with. The date welt poorly, she was distant the whole time (turns out she was sick with mono and didn’t know). Ended up that I let my team down for nothing, and got mono from that girl. Didn’t even kiss her, let the team down, got mono, sick for months.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.