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21 Shady People Confess The Most Backstabbing Things They’ve Ever Done

17.

Was pissed off at a friend whilst at his house, so went into his fridge and stabbed his bowl of jelly.

18.

Was young and mad. My dad’s email was opened on the computer. I told his boss to go to “hel” but luckily my dad was let off the hook because I misspelled hell.

19.

There was a kid in high school in the mid 90s that I really hated and had a couple of altercations with. I was a skinny kid and couldn’t really do anything physically to anyone so I got a bit creative. I made an AOL account with part of his name, made a profile that sounded realistic, and then found some minorities in school to toss a few racial epithets at. Later, I heard that a group of people cornered him in the locker room and were going to beat the shit out of him until he somehow talked himself out of it.

20.

I used to work at a restaurant and there was a couple in there with their baby. He was in a high chair and was definitely less than one year old. I noticed the kid looked like he was imitating my hand movements from across the room, so I starting moving them and watching him. He was definitely following everything I was doing, although a little jerkily, and he was mirroring the movements with his hands. I was quite impressed. He was obviously bright for his age. After a few hand gestures, an idea occurred to me that was too delicious to pass up. I moved my fist to my forehead, and sure enough, he goes to imitate. He pushes his little hand into a ball, thrusts his fist up rapidly, and bonks himself in the face. There was this really confused look on his face like he was trying to figure out who hit his forehead.

21.

I was bullied pretty badly in middle school, particularly by a girl called “Hannah.” Both of Hannah’s parents were doctors. Her older brother was a lawyer. Hannah got straight A’s and had an incredibly nice boyfriend. In my eyes, she had everything I wanted- wealth, good reputation, a social life, etc. I simultaneously hated her and was incredibly jealous. One day it all got to be too much. I can’t remember exactly what she said to me, but it pushed me over the line. I was absolutely furious. So I made a plan. I waited until everyone left the girl’s locker room during gym class, found her bag, and emptied the whole thing into the toilet. She had all her clothes, jewelry, schoolbooks, and even her phone in her bag. I ruined it all. Thinking back, I can’t believe I did that. It was so cruel, especially considering that I knew how it felt to be bullied.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.