The 21 Strangest Things That Led To Sexy Time

5.

Our baby is one year old, & sometimes it just seems like it’s a constant stream of commands coming from my wife’s mouth. Clean this up. Set up this thing for baby. Etc. One day I just blurted “the only way you are going to shut up is if I stick my cock in your mouth”… & she said “oh yeah try it.” It just sort of happened that way. When we move to the bedroom,& I move into her lower regions, she starts talking again & planning out the day. So I say “oh yeah keep talking…tell me I need to take out the compost.” At which point we both start cracking up & listing other household chores I need to do.

6.

I’m religious but whenever my boyfriend talks about Christopher Hitchens or evolution, I get really turned on. I’m pretty right-wing, too, and when he talks about his hatred of wal-mart (even though I am a fan of it) or his admiration of a universal health care system (which I’m generally against), I get turned on. Just listening to him disagree with me at all is extremely sexy.

7.

Once when I was wiring up LEDs I ended up being interrupted. Basically anytime I do something with technology.

8.

Played a game of basketball with her. She beat me, then she sexed me.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.