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The 21 Strangest Things That Led To Sexy Time

9.

One of the first times me and my SO ever had sex, I was in the middle of teaching her binary. 1010101110000hmygod.

10.

Funerals. For those of you who haven’t lost a family member, you’re a bunch of lucky bastards. When someone close to you dies, you’ll have a lot of consolation sex. Problem is it’s really sad sex. You feel guilty for f*cking before and after your Dad’s funeral. You’re having sex just to feel something. It never fills that hole in your heart.

11.

I was talking with my mother over the phone, (very) patiently walking her through some steps she had to do to fix her computer. The girl I was with at the time just start ogling me and giving me the look. When I hung up, we f*cked like rabbits. Apparently talking sweetly and calmly to my mom was a wonderful aphrodisiac.

12.

I got shit-faced and puked my guts up. GF was there with me and I don’t even know if I washed my mouth out before we had sex on the bathroom floor soon after I puked. Not with her anymore so I’m not sure if she was just really drunk and horny or if she has a thing for puke.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.