21 Super Weird Things People Found In Their Privates

We’ve all found things in places they don’t belong. Your keys are in your tool box, or your phone is in your washing machine. Yeah, it sucks, but it happens, and it’s not THAT weird.

Well, have you ever found something in your body that just should not be there? I’m not talking condoms in your vagina (unfortunately that is a thing) or bugs up your nose (still normal). No, I’m talking super weird ass sh*t. Like, glow-sticks in your vagina, coins up your butt weird.

Yes, you’re right! It DOES sound like a horrible nightmare. Imagine waking up one morning and finding weird random things where they don’t belong. Usually these things are the result of a crazy black-out night out and you’re like “how da f*ck did that get there?!”

So if you’ve woken up to something strange in or on your body, don’t fret, because you’re not alone. But if something is stuck, then you have permission to freak the f*ck out.

These 21 people found random things in their private parts:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of