21 Texts That Prove All the Magic Happens in Parking Lots


(630): i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings. (1-630): nothing aboout this is right.


(317): Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.


(406): Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were playing. The adults were mortified.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.