21 Texts That Prove All the Magic Happens in Parking Lots


(5670): found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.


(650): Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.


(513): im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prb still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.