21 Things Confounded Foreigners Can’t Believe Are Normal To Americans

21. And tylerjames, please report for your drug test immediately.

Get drug tested at an office job.

Welcome to the Land of the Free! Now please let us know what’s going on inside your body so we can fire you even it has in no way affected your job performance.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.